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G.O Joke Shack!!!

Post by ~Sw33t Pea~ on Fri Sep 06, 2013 12:43 am

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Nothing better then starting your day with a good laugh right ? lol\

Here are some to start off Smile Feel free to post any good ones you know, or funny pics!!
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Two men are hunting when one accidentally shoots the other.
He freaks out and calls 911 on his cell-phone:

"I just accidentally shot my friend while we were hunting! I think he's dead! What do i do?! What do I do?"

"Ok sir. Calm down. First let's make sure your friend is really dead. . . "

"Ok! Hang on! "

BANG!

"Ok. He's really dead. Now what?"



WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them
wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked
sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied , "in-laws!



A man goes to a bar and asks for a beer.
Waiter replies: Sure Sir, Its cost is one cent." "One Cent?"
the man exclaims. He glances at the menu and asks: How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?
A nickel, the barman replies.
"A nickel?" exclaims the man.
Where's the man who owns this place?
The bartender replies: "Upstairs, with my wife."
The man asks: "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?"
The bartender replies: The same thing I'm doing to his business down here.



Victoria's SECRET
Q: Why do they call the brand Victoria's SECRET if the whole world knows everything about her down to her underwear?
A: I think the secret is she's a man!
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Post by m&mmommy on Fri Sep 06, 2013 12:57 am

Lol
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Post by Terin on Fri Sep 06, 2013 9:00 am

 
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